ABOUT

Welcome to The Hoof, the satirical sibling of The Paw. We are a student-run publication dedicated to offering a humorous, exaggerated perspective on the events, trends, and personalities around our school. We're like the better version of The Onion--funnier and more relatable. 

Disclaimer:
The content you read in The Hoof is purely for entertainment purposes and is not affiliated with or endorsed by the school administration. This is not real news and please do not interpret it that way. While real news events may be used, when reading The Hoof, it is completely satirical. While we are directly affiliated with The Paw, we hold ourselves to a different standard. While we aim to entertain, we understand that humor can be subjective. If you find anything here offensive, we apologize in advance; that’s the risk you take when reading satire...

All jokes, quotes, and articles attributed to real students or faculty are published with their full consent. If you find yourself or someone you know featured here, rest assured it was done with their permission.* 

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the absurdity that is The Hoof. You might just find that the world of The Paw looks a little different through our lens.

*If something is written without your consent, please let us know. If something is in direct reference to you and you would like for it to be taken down, please email thedjdspaw@gmail.com.